With This Ring

When I was 19 years old I found out my girlfriend (my first) was a hooker. Instead of breaking up with her I decided to break into the whorehouse and rescue her. Fun! This story's about first love, dead parents, a rusty pistol from the civil war and a gift I will always be grateful for.

Disclaimer: there are two audio versions here. The first is the live version. Be gentle. It was the first time I ever told it live and I was editing in my head as I went along. The second version I recorded with musical interludes. Listen while you can before the lawyers send me a letter.